Flushing, MI

Flushing is a quaint little town near Flint. While Flint is mostly ghettos, Flushing is entirely safe and beautiful. Flushing is awesome.

Bob: Where are you from?
John: Flushing, MI.
Bob: I've never heard of that place.
John: It's a neat little town.

by pineapple_joe July 22, 2011

Flushing, MI

Small city with highest emo, hudlem, pot head, and adulterous population. Most children living here have no money, come from broken families, and are high 24/7. There are no jobs in this city and its neighbor is Flint also known as the ghettoest city in the USA with the highest unemployment rate and top ten muder rate.

Flushing, MI
you: Where you from?
Flushing person: Flushing,MI
you: Aww that sucks
Flushing person:Yeh I'm High right now ttyl

by GetReal429 March 8, 2011

flushing, michigan

A small hick town most often referred to as "toilet town" by neighbors, where citizens pride themselves on making obscene amounts of money, while being so socially sheltered that it is difficult to mesh in normal society. Lots of cornfields, minivans, a.y.s.o teams, drugs, and adulterous marriages.

pete: "where are you from?"
sarah: "flushing, michigan"
pete: " oh, toilet-town, huh? we kicked your asses in football. And I think your mom's screwing my dad."

by felicityt1 October 24, 2008