Flower Pot 

A woman's vagina. A woman's Vagina is known to some as a "flower pot" because like a flower pot it houses seed (sperm.)

Wash your flower pot.
Don't let anyone see your flower pot.

Another word for sperm is "seed" so you would would think of these 2 combining to form a baby.

Flower Pot by Andre Fontanez March 15, 2010

Flower Pot 

When you soil/shart you underwear, then remove the underwear and put them on someones head.

"I had the craps, so i gave that bitch a flower pot."

Flower Pot by FrankJohnson March 7, 2008

Flower Pot 

Pay no mind to the above entries. A flower pot is an act of humiliation or enjoyment for some. It requires that someone's mouth be shit it. Then the offender, who already has his/her pants down, trims their pubic hair and lets the trimmings fall into the open mouth. And simultaneously, the pube trimmer/defecator fills the "flower pot" with his/her own urine in the hopes that some foul vegetation will sprout.

I'm getting revenge on my brother by giving him a fucking flower pot. Yeah, he won't get the taste of shit and piss off his breath for three weeks, not to mention picking the pubes out of his teeth.

Flower Pot by Phillip T. Künz August 14, 2010

Flower Pot 

Drunken ass whole that everyone loves. Sort of like a Rose with many thorns. Is extremely cute! But is very mean to ex-girlfriends and ex-crushes. Also cheats on people (hahaha).

Lately you've been acting like a Flower Pot.

Flower Pot by Claire Peterson November 5, 2004

Flower Pot 

A storage container (usually being a jar or an airtight box) containing Cannabis (Flower)

“You Dave get the Flower Pot so we can spark up”

Flower Pot by The_one456 June 12, 2023

Flower Pot Squat 

Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.

Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.

Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.

Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.

Flower Pot Squat by BootBanger November 17, 2011

flower pot syndrome 

sexual intercourse between a woman with a well oiled, stretched, rather large vagina and a man with a relatively small penis

I, an Asian man with a rather small penis, had sex with an African woman whose vagina felt so big I was hit with a bad case of the flower pot syndrome

flower pot syndrome by Dynamite203857 February 27, 2008