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Florida Woman 

The female version of Florida Man. At least she doesn't do many dumb outrageous crimes but still, this is Florida
Examples:
- Florida Woman arrested after pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Woman who doesn't speak Spanish sues for discrimination after she's denied job as a Spanish teacher
- Florida Woman fights to keep her pet alligator who wears clothes and "rides" ATVs.
- Florida Woman drives dead daughter to West Virginia
- Florida Woman beats up racist pregnant woman in hotel lobby
Florida Woman by i hate sjws April 19, 2018
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Florida woman 

Oh my god did you see that crazy lady using alligator foreskin for her field hockey grip? Yeah that’s Florida woman
Florida woman by fcjellybean October 25, 2022
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