A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.
Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.
by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022
Get the Floor wafflemug. A white female who likes to be gang banged by 15 or more black males in the men’s bathroom of IHOP or Denny’s
by Bigbol93 July 28, 2018
Get the floor wafflemug.