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Flog the Dolphin 

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!
Flog the Dolphin by Penguin6427 October 12, 2008

Flog the Dolphin 

1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation
1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
Flog the Dolphin by Anonymous April 4, 2003

Flog the dolphin 

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.
Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.
Flog the dolphin by Assi9 January 5, 2017

flog the dolphin 

to dunk a girls head under water while you"re doing her doggy style
i met this skank at a bar and she let me flog the dolphin
flog the dolphin by conradical55 January 8, 2011

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026