Flog the Dolphin

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to violently wack off

Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin

Flog the Dolphin by bill gates February 6, 2003

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Flog the Dolphin

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

Flog the Dolphin by Penguin6427 October 12, 2008

Flog the Dolphin

1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation

1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."

Flog the Dolphin by Anonymous April 4, 2003

Flog the dolphin

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

Flog the dolphin by Assi9 January 5, 2017

flog the dolphin

to dunk a girls head under water while you"re doing her doggy style

i met this skank at a bar and she let me flog the dolphin

flog the dolphin by conradical55 January 8, 2011

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026