Flog the Dolphin
Flog the Dolphin by bill gates February 6, 2003
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Flog the Dolphin
Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off
You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!
Flog the Dolphin by Penguin6427 October 12, 2008
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Flog the Dolphin
1. verb
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation
To beat savagely a mammalious aquatic creature (dolphin) with a rod or other blunt instrument
2. Flogging the dolphin
Masturbation
1. "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
2 "I'm going to go out back and flog the dolphin."
Flog the Dolphin by Anonymous April 4, 2003
Flog the dolphin
Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.
Flog the dolphin by Assi9 January 5, 2017
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flog the dolphin by conradical55 January 8, 2011
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