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Vanilla Flirts 

When someone had a weak flirting game
Sean: What you up to man?
Josh: Just playing Q&A with Ella
San: Man, that's some vanilla flirts
Vanilla Flirts by MintyB February 1, 2016

When He Flirts, He Hurts

When a man flirts with a woman, and he unintentionally harms her in any way in the act of trying to bond with her. His friends describe him/his actions with the statement: when he flirts, he hurts.
1: Dude, do you know that kid Kyle?
2: Yeah, he was flirting with that chick last night.
1: Did you see what he was doing though?
2: Yeah, when he flirts, he hurts...

ROAD FLIRTS 

The steady stream of chicks who eyefuck you from cars in oncoming traffic, often while sitting next to their unaware boyfriends, especially when you're on your Harley.
As the car she was in got nearer I could clearly see her cutesy comehither smile they all can do when they know they are out of range. Road flirts are one of the joys of riding.
ROAD FLIRTS by Road god August 15, 2011