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Flexifoil 

Hey, where can i buy a kite?
Flexifoil!
Flexifoil by lolagelolage June 4, 2009
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Entrepreneurial flexibility 

Making it impossible for your customers and suppliers not to do business with you.
"SRS's entrepreneurial flexibility gives them a competitive advantage over competitors because they constantly stay ahead of market needs in terms of customers and suppliers."

flexibility 

Being able to bend into some pretty badass sex positions.
I can eat myself out

Whoah she must be flexible

I excel in flexibility
flexibility by BubbleGumBitch April 29, 2014

Flexinility 

Descriptor for an elderly person who is adept at Yoga.
Alternatively someone who claims great mental flexibility as they are constantly forgetting things.
He was astounded at his great grandmother's flexinility after her nursing home Yoga class.
Flexinility by Aceyducey September 25, 2018

flexification 

damn. he in the process of flexification. that shit too hot for my eyes
flexification by FlexTheTitan March 24, 2020

flexibilitics 

Sporting events done by people who are flexible doing flexible things with their flexible bodies.
The contortionist won gold medals at the flexibilitics.
flexibilitics by The Blunns November 6, 2020

Flexibilitationalistingintensifictionalsolaracceleratedparticletrembleness 

(verb): It's when you flex so intense people imagine the solar system trembling.

(noun): It's an acronym. Here's what it stands for: ☠︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎□︎■︎■︎♋︎ ♑︎♓︎❖︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ◆︎◻︎
(verb): Person 1: Yaşfruf just no hit'd sans, while playing Moonlight Sonata 3rd Movement with his toes, blindfolded, upside down.
Person 2: Damn he flexibilitationalistingintensifictionalsolaracceleratedparticletremblenessed didn't he.

(noun): "Bruh that's such a flexibilitationalistingintensifictionalsolaracceleratedparticletrembleness moment."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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