A god damn arbitor of style DOMINATION.
A guy who loves to work out and flex
A bodybuilder who is really excited about working out.
A guy who loves to work out and flex
A bodybuilder who is really excited about working out.
That musclehead is a flexasaurus.
by Flexasaurus March 11, 2010
Get the Flexasaurus mug.n. (flake-a-sore-us-rex) a. Someone who is unreliable and never does what they say they are going to do.
b. The biggest flake you know.
b. The biggest flake you know.
Tim: Hey, John, I thought you said you were coming.
John: No, dude, I have to wash my dog.
Tim: You're such a flakasaurus rex.
John: No, dude, I have to wash my dog.
Tim: You're such a flakasaurus rex.
by -Angel- July 16, 2011
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A Flefasaurus Rex Is A Preistoric Animal That Lived Over 70 Million Years Ago! Unfortunatley They Were Hunted To Extinction By It's Main Predator, The Worm!
Unfortunatley, Due To The Flefasaurus Rex's Small Size, Inability To Run, Lack Of Muscular Strength, Inability To Fly, Unable To Defend Itself And Just Being Downright Retarded! The Flefasaurus Rex Was Hunted And Killed By An Animal That Was At The Bottom Of The Food Chain.
Unfortunatley, Due To The Flefasaurus Rex's Small Size, Inability To Run, Lack Of Muscular Strength, Inability To Fly, Unable To Defend Itself And Just Being Downright Retarded! The Flefasaurus Rex Was Hunted And Killed By An Animal That Was At The Bottom Of The Food Chain.
1) "Jerry, quick! Over here, I found something!"
"What is it Dave? This better be good!"
"I think I found a fossil"
"Whoah! that's a Flefasaurus Rex! The rarest creature of all!"
2) You're such a Flefasaurus Rex! (Meaning, stupid or retarded)
"What is it Dave? This better be good!"
"I think I found a fossil"
"Whoah! that's a Flefasaurus Rex! The rarest creature of all!"
2) You're such a Flefasaurus Rex! (Meaning, stupid or retarded)
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The largest, most dangerous member of the Flog family, made popular throughout history for its utter stupidity, nobbish demeanour and general wankyness.
Once thought to be extinct, it was recently brought back to life by scientists who grew them in test tubes from common house mould, trash pop culture and other unsavoury substances, and released to roam around a theme park with others of their kind on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, until an accident released them on the general public, causing widespread damage to the balance of society and ruining your day by being a comple dickwad.
Avoid any and all interactions this species.
If cornered by a Flogasaurus, avoid sudden movements, refrain from using big words, logic, reason, or making sense.
Keep eye contact at all cost!
Utter the phrase "Clever Girl/Boy/Gender Identity"
Back away slowly.
Live to tell the tale.
The largest, most dangerous member of the Flog family, made popular throughout history for its utter stupidity, nobbish demeanour and general wankyness.
Once thought to be extinct, it was recently brought back to life by scientists who grew them in test tubes from common house mould, trash pop culture and other unsavoury substances, and released to roam around a theme park with others of their kind on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, until an accident released them on the general public, causing widespread damage to the balance of society and ruining your day by being a comple dickwad.
Avoid any and all interactions this species.
If cornered by a Flogasaurus, avoid sudden movements, refrain from using big words, logic, reason, or making sense.
Keep eye contact at all cost!
Utter the phrase "Clever Girl/Boy/Gender Identity"
Back away slowly.
Live to tell the tale.
"Ah crap, here comes that clown name...
That dude is seriously such a Flogasaurus."
"... Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to wear a mask in this establishment, please stop waving your hands around and yelling about your rights like a total Flogasaurus... "
" Here, on the grassy plains of the Serengeti, the large male Flogasaurus barks his mating call at the top of his lungs, his dominant posture and low IQ flaunted publicity for all to see, in hopes that he, as unlikely as it might be, impresses a potential mate, and, in turn, carry on his legacy, in the Great Circle of Life. "
That dude is seriously such a Flogasaurus."
"... Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to wear a mask in this establishment, please stop waving your hands around and yelling about your rights like a total Flogasaurus... "
" Here, on the grassy plains of the Serengeti, the large male Flogasaurus barks his mating call at the top of his lungs, his dominant posture and low IQ flaunted publicity for all to see, in hopes that he, as unlikely as it might be, impresses a potential mate, and, in turn, carry on his legacy, in the Great Circle of Life. "
by Fylthi April 30, 2021
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