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One-eyed Flesh Weasel 

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.
Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell

flesh eating snot weasel 

a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.
my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008