by Nastycracker30 September 1, 2013
Get the Estus Flask mug.The basic bitch of water bottles. Typically used by the quirky/annoying girls who say things like, spill the Tea. They'll often protect it with their life despite the fact that it is usually protected by a warranty and they cover the entire water bottle in annoying stickers.
by MEMES! July 30, 2019
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A wanker who flanks and stanks his way all around town. A flankstangruel at the top of his game may even be seen uptown and downtown simultaneously. All while flankin his stank and wankin his flank to the bank.
Did you see that flankstangruel down by the market last weekend? I coulda sworn he was flankin it in public!
by Leonard FLankman IV February 27, 2018
Get the Flankstangruel mug.A stainless steel bottle that keeps your water cool in a hot summer day with no air conditioning and only the noise of the tv as you lay on the floor complaining of the heat...
by TheEpicPwnr August 31, 2019
Get the Hydro Flask mug.by YourbestfriendAnimeBabe August 13, 2019
Get the Hydro flask mug.A weapon that is used by vsco girl wannabes who post TikToks every day and can only afford a Thermo Flask. They get so aggravated when they realize there's a dent on the water bottle, even though there was probably already a dent on it when they got their Thermo Flask at Five Below. Sometimes, they even pretend their Thermo Flask is a Hydro Flask, which is honestly no better.
Vsco Wannabe: "Check out my new Hydro Flask," *Hides the Thermo Flask label*
Vsco Girl: "Isn't that a Thermo Flask?"
Vsco Wannabe: "Shutthefuckup it's Hydro Flask!" *Whacks the girl in the face with her Thermo Flask*
Vsco Girl: "Isn't that a Thermo Flask?"
Vsco Wannabe: "Shutthefuckup it's Hydro Flask!" *Whacks the girl in the face with her Thermo Flask*
by howdareyouopposememortal September 16, 2020
Get the Thermo Flask mug.A person or people who accompany somebody who is too cheap to buy his own drinks at a bar and instead brings a flask of alcohol and orders soft drinks. The "flask beards" accompany the flask-bearer, ordering enough alcoholic drinks to disguise the fact that the flask-bearer is totally dumping outside liquor in his diet Coke. Typically the flask-bearer compensates his flask beards at a rate of about 25%, which provides incentive for the flask beards.
Kevin wanted to bring a flask of vodka to the bars on Saturday so he could save money by ordering only orange juice all night. To avoid detection, he recruited Pete and Bob to be his flask beards, so he would avoid detection.
by National Pastime September 2, 2012
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