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Flapped Ass

Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).
1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"

2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"

- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"
by thatoneguywhosaysstuff March 10, 2011
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Ass Flapper

one whos inner butt hole forges out side of the anus. most likely do to some hard buttsex .
Babe, uh, your Ass Flapper is bleeding again.
by Gary F February 4, 2009
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