Flap it

Flap it- another phrase for saying shut up

“Megan why do you always smell?”
“FLAP IT!”

by Kkmuzz January 3, 2018

pick a flap and fuck it

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.

I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

Flapitarian

Being vegetarian but you eat bird

I am a flapitarian so I can eat chicken

by evastoilet January 9, 2022

Tomcus Flapiticus

The Tomcus Flapiticus, part of the Grummaniosadae family, is an avian mammal distinguished by its behavior during mating. During mating, the male flaps its wings to attract females. It is also the largest of the species. Reaching 14 ft in diameter.

The Tomcus Flapiticus is truly incredible

by Seriusli June 5, 2023