Flap fishing 

when an older woman with a bucket fanny goes out on the town in order to attract a young man for sexual gratification. its as if she casts her larger than normal flaps across the room and catches a man like a fish in her net.

as soon as the cougar saw young Brian across the dance floor, it was only a matter of time before her flap fishing efforts netted him, and took him home for some banging.

Flap fishing by docdebauch January 21, 2008

flatfishing 

someone on a dating website that puts oranges in their bra to disguise the fact they're flat . Also works with someone stuffing pillows down their trousers

whats that? how is my dating website account going?well,actually, a lot of people have been flatfishing me.

flatfishing by imma a person who is alright. January 13, 2019

Flatfishing 

When a student is unprepared for a class, either has not done the homework assignment or did not do the work, or maybe even forget the materials needed for the class and as a result, the student tries to lay low the entire class and not get called on by the teacher.

Flat-fishers may be seen averting eye contact with the teacher, pretending to be very focused on something in their notebook, or pretending to take notes. Overall, just trying to go unnoticed until the class is over.

I didn't do the homework. I plan on flatfishing the entire class.

Flatfishing by heydanihey7 December 2, 2013