flaming heterosexual 

A male who is married and possibly has children but acts like a flaming queen. He may be in denial or in the closet or just overly effeminate.

Person 1: What! Christopher Lowell is Married?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a flaming heterosexual.

flaming heterosexual by jamison313 May 23, 2006

flaming heterosexual 

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Girl crazy(Male) Boy crazy(female) The polar opposite of a flaming homosexual. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up version of a ladies man.

What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis

flaming heterosexual by jerzeesneed January 1, 2009

Flaming heterosexual 

A younger straight sister who wears a bright yellow, oversized, big-bird jacket. Is also continually overenthusiastic about literally everything that excites her.

"See that big-bird looking person over yonder? Yeah, that's my flaming heterosexual little sis!"

Flaming heterosexual by Lukewarmgay April 26, 2021

Flaming heterosexual 

Flaming heterosexual: 1. a person who communicates their preference for heterosexual sex often. 2. a person who tries to fulfill stereotypes of their sex's gender. 3. toxic masculinity 4. a homosexual trying to convince himself how straight he is through machismo 5. a violent, bigoted, right wing, veteran, rapey, dude with a beard.

The bearded fat guy at the union meeting talked about football all evening but when he said his dream was to open a automotive repair shop I told him to just stop being such a flaming heterosexual and sit somewhere else.

Flaming heterosexual by справжнє May 31, 2019

Flaming heterosexual 

Homophobic/latent Bubba - yuppie.

Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.

Flaming heterosexual by BridgetObama April 11, 2019

flaming hetrosexual 

A flaming hetrosexual is a person who is so overly fixated at appearing straight and manly that it boarders on gayness.
See flaming homosexual

Dude1:"I am going to Starbucks, you want to come along?"
Dude2:"I don't go to Starbucks I am afraid I might turn gay."
Dude1:"dude, you are such a flaming hetrosexual."

flaming hetrosexual by oh_noes April 22, 2006