Flakey Bakey 

A person persistently known for bailing on made plans. This includes drinks, dinners or special events. Often this is accompanied by a poor or made-up excuse.

A tendency to bail.

"Where's Heather?"
"O she couldn't make it again, classic flakey bakey."

Flakey Bakey by itsmingusyoudingus December 14, 2012

Flake & Bake 

Smoking marijuana during a snowstorm

Bro, were getting 12 inches tonight, come over and lets flake & bake.

Flake & Bake by TURTSQIK February 25, 2010

Flake and Bake 

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.

We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.

Flake and Bake by philia summer February 18, 2012

flake and bake 

smoking some herb in the snow

Fuck class, it's time to flake and bake

flake and bake by jfclay March 11, 2008

flake n' bake 

(n.) To duck out on plans last minute in order to stay home and get high. Can also be used to describe going somewhere else, if it's solely for the purpose of getting high.

Jessica: Matt can you bring pong balls for tonight? Thanks.
Matt: Umm, something came up last minute- I might not make it... I'll keep you posted.

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Joe: You're definitely not going to her party.

Matt: Hell nah, man. I think I'm gonna flake n' bake. You down?

Joe: Screw her, let's get fried.

flake n' bake by DirtyDenim July 25, 2011

Flakeycakey

When you have a buildup of dry skin and makeup on your face. Thus the Flakey (dry skin) and cakey (built up makeup). A synonym may be Crustcakey

Friend 1:*shows up at school*
Friend 2:“Your skin is so FlakeyCakey you need lotion and some new foundation”

Flakeycakey by FoamySope February 13, 2020

Bake n' Flake

–verb

1. to be invited to smoke marijuana with friends, then once immediately done smoking the joint, blunt, or bowl, you leave the group who invited you and try not to hang out.

Max: you come smoke this joint with us bro
Bro: fa'sho mane... be there in a min
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*max and his bro smoke the jay together*
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Bro: yo max, i'm bout to dip
Max: wtf bro you just got here, you bout to bake n' flake on me?

Bake n' Flake by franalpo November 2, 2009