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Pronounced (FLAH-JAY)
Similar to "Widget", can have mutiple meanings. Often sexual, yet ambiguous. Can be used like the word "Whatchamacallit" can also be a bad haircut donew/ a flowbee
Sexual Noun:

"Maybe I'll get lucky and get some flagee tonight."

Non-sexual noun:

"I had to pull a flagee (full )at work today"

"I have to see the doctor about this flagee I've been having"

Verb:
Don't Flagee with me OR are you Flageeing me
Flagee by Glenn Mayonaise December 7, 2010
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The poor soul who is reportedly the victim of the infamous flaker (or flake). They have likely organised some kind of public outing or friendly get-together, only to be stood up/bailed on unexpectedly with no explanation. They will often try to find the reason for this, but is usually met with a defensive or passive aggressive response, or is just run away from by the flaker (sometimes both). Pronounced "Flake-ee"
Person 1: "As the flakee, I'm deeply offended by your flaking on brunch."
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*
Flakee by Mickey_G_ April 12, 2019
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Spam-o-flage 

Spam camouflaged as possible real email getting the recipient to open it, then the recipient realizes s/he's been spam-o-flaged!
Just got this email, looked legit, but it was spam-o-flage trying to sell me dick pills!
Spam-o-flage by sarasplayroom.com November 10, 2009

Corporate Flagellate 

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

Six Flagged 

v. To completely rip off consumers through massively inflated prices for food and drinks. Commonly used in the past tense.
I don't mind paying two bucks for a bottle of water at Disney because I don't feel like I'm being six flagged.
When you're in a chess match, and you're running low on time so the opponent decides to insta-move or premove his pieces to time you out and win. Be faster and don't get flagged!!!
Anish Giri: has 5 seconds on the clock
Hikaru Nakamura: premoves the rest of the match
Anish: Not cool, Hikaru just flagged me!
Hikaru: There chat, I flagged him for content

flagellant 

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.
The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.
flagellant by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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