by MrEmotionallyFlacid May 29, 2017
When you're tryin to do your slit, but your cock isnt hard so you take your flacid cock and continue to smack that cunt into submission until your primed and ready.
by Dangerzone January 19, 2007
by TheCommonestOfDandys June 7, 2014
by Jack niclox February 3, 2014
The act of secretly ejaculating into one’s trousers out of excitement before sexual intercourse, thus forcing a bout of floppy wiener sex.
Fuck, that hot broad from The Home Depot gave me the Flacid Burns. I had to traverse that pussy limp.
by Dr Lister III November 7, 2017
i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night
by flacidbutthole April 22, 2016
A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.
Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.
by t.ajnigga March 29, 2016