Fitness Mafia

The fitness mafia are the ones who run the supplement industry and the fitness industry. They are the ones who sponsor you favorite juiced up bodybuilder. They are the ones who make videos on how to get abs and get "toned". There the ones convincing kids you can be at 5% bodyfat year round and still put on muscle.

Ronne coleman super mega,giga,tera, peta xploding preworkout doesn't really do anything special you say? You'll be getting a visit from the fitness mafia very soon for your negative comments.

All the preworkouts and protein powders are virtually the same thing? Watch your fucking back ,the fitness mafia now has a hit on you.

You said so called natural bodybuilders aren't natural, don't actually use any of the supplements they say they do and are on every steroid imaginable? Say your fucking prayers kid,your as good as dead.

Guy 1: Hey bro just got some Arnold Super Ronnie Coleman kai green "Super pump" Electric black lightning XPLODE preworkout!

Guy 2: You know that shit doesn't really do anything unique right? Its just a bunch of caffiene and creatine like all preworkouts.

Guy 1: Wow dude your an idiot, ronnie coleman and kai green take this,im gonna get big as fuck!

Guy 2: -sigh- Another victim of the fitness mafia lies.

Guy 1: whatever dude, i also got some giga max PUMP genetically modified ronnie coleman cum whey.

Guy 2: Fucking moron.

Fitness Mafia by Scooby1961 February 2, 2014

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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