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Fisher's Law 

Fishers law.(also known as Fisher's Rule of uselessness or Fisher's Lack of credibility). It states: "As someone losing an argument or debate (especially on-line or in the pub) gets more desperate, the probability of using wikipedia or other on-line user based information resources approaches 1. In other words, Fisher observed that, given enough time, in any online/drunken discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably says "I think I read that on-line..."

It also states the probability that wikipedia or any other user based source of information can successfully be used as a credible source of information in any argument or debate is = or < 0.

Fisher's law has been used in an online discussion as a deterrent against the use of on-line user based information sites as a credible sources of factual information in a debate or argument. The rule does not make any statement about whether any particular information is in fact correct, but merely that it is an unreliable source and should automatically render the debate lost and the debater a twat.
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Fisher's Law by chancer55 July 1, 2012
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Fisher's deduction 

The more issues a person crudely shoehorns down into a liberal/conservative dichotomy, the more certain you can be that the person is an American
Exact origins are unknown, but Fisher's Deduction is a maxim or meme found in USENET and other online discussions, similarly to Godwin's Law.
Fisher's deduction by office glen November 14, 2005

Fisher's principle 

Fisher's principle tries to explain the commonly observed sex ratio in many organisms, including homo sapiens. (Approximately 1 to 1 ratio)

Explaination:
1, Suppose initially, that male is the abundant sex. Due to this difference, a female have more mates compared to a male, thus the female sex have greater fitness.

2, Parents have the control over the biological sex of her offspring. Due to the fact that a female have a greater fitness in the population, mothers will give birth to more females.

3, Eventually, the uprising of the female sex will cause the equal sex ratio. The equal sex ratio will cause equal fitness of the two sexes, and an equal number of male and female babies will be born.
In today's biology class, we learned the Fisher's principle.
He was Ronald Fisher, the guy who created Fisher's principle.

fisher slam 

When you are in a major key and you lower the third of the last chord of a song to make it minor.
WOW! Did you hear how the song ended with a fisher slam?
fisher slam by tiffmarie32 January 16, 2011

The Fisher Special

The act of engaging in manual stimulation of a 14 year old females vagina by the fingers of an aged 16 or over male.
Jacob used the 'The Fisher Special' on holiday, oblivious in his state of inebriation to her minor status.
The Fisher Special by PlumbleBumble February 1, 2015

The Fisher Special

When you pay your cousin $200 to have sex with you, and end up having her hand up your asshole aka. four finger combo
"hey Jack, what did you do this weekend?"

"Oh I got The Fisher special from Hannah"

fisher-stone

a loser lacrosse player
man that kid is such a fisher-stone
fisher-stone by hahaha_124222 December 16, 2007