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First world problem 

Problems related to the difficulty of living in a first world country.
My 7 dollar starbucks latte came with ONE espresso shot instead of the TWO I asked for!

Fuck the third world, I have first world problems.
First world problem by rampage3318 September 29, 2011
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first world problem 

Usually related to electronics or the internet.
Damnit, my fart app download has slown to 350 kb/s. First world problem.
first world problem by damaca September 23, 2011

First World Problem 

That
That is a first world problem

First World Problem 

Complaining about missing the season for a fully paid trip
CptFlowers don't know how good he got it and he should feel bad about his first world problem.
First World Problem by MEDD_K October 14, 2019

First World Problem 

When you get doxxed on fetlife and you have to delete your Facebook account to keep people from knowing you like BDSM
TheTexasTwatwaffle’s first world problem is she had to deactivate her Facebook account after MikeDoesAsShe’sTold revealed her name and employment on a kink site.

First World Problems 

Problems from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.
Aw, crap, I don't know which 1 carat diamond encrusted platinum ring to buy!

First World problems 

First world problems-When you already have a substantial amount of what you Need , yet you complain about the quailty and the type you Want.
"My daddy bought me a car today !!!! . It's not the Mercedes I really wanted but at least it's something :-//// " #first world problems
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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