First UMPression

When, upon meeting someone, you dislike them, pull out your UMP, and blow everyone in the room's heads off.

I met some douches at the pub last night, so I gave them a memorable first UMPression.

First UMPression by Big Hairy Pendelum June 14, 2010

first impression shirt 

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression

I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.

first impression shirt by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008

first impression 

How you present yourself in the meeting of a new person.

Most people look back on these and wish they'd made a better one.

"Jesus fucking Christ, Kate, you should've told me your parents would be there. I would have worn more suitable clothes to give them a good first impression... You really fucked up my evening."

first impression by Hayley Hogsworth December 30, 2005

First Impressionist 

The type of person who absolutely excels at first impressions, but is usually actually a bit of a twat beneath this thinly construed surface. He or she will greatly impress people and gravitate attention on first meetings, as onlooking witnesses who know them better suppress the deep annoyance this causes.

- Oh my, look how Nathan is just raking in all the attention from those girls.
- It makes my blood boil. How can they not see he is such a raging twat.
- Well, he exudes all that confidence and genuinely believes his own bullshit.
- Yeah he's definitely a First Impressionist, big time.

First Impressionist by marcalite July 16, 2016

First impressions 

Breasts.

She's not got the right skill set and her CV is a bit thin, but I'm giving her the job based on the great first impressions

First impressions by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010

First Impressionist 

An individual who can read people and adjust his or her personality to fit their so-called expectations.

The ability to read others and yet still remain unreadable yourself.

I met the new temp at work and since I am a first impressionist I can read her and know she is interested in more qiet guys than loud party-goers. So fixed my personality to be less outgoing and more shy towards her.

First Impressionist by Mowzur February 4, 2010

first impression 

the first impression is basically a thumb print (using your thumb to massage/penetrate a woman's anus) with a little spice added, stealthily slipping an ecstasy tab in with the thumb, to increase the sexual experience for the woman

"Damn Brian, that sex was amazing, thanks for that First Impression"

first impression by buddah April 30, 2006