fire extinguisher 

A humorous way to say "penis". This term also refers to the fact that a fire extinguisher squirts water to put out fire, and so could someone's penis by urinating.

Someone: "What's that bulge on your pants?"
Funny guy: "It's my fire extinguisher!"

A douchebag throws a cigarette on a dry ground
Someone: Hey, this could start a fire!
Funny guy: "Luckily, I brought my fire extinguisher with me" then whips out his penis and urinates on the cigarette.

fire extinguisher by Steini kallinn June 20, 2010

fire extinguisher 

While having sex...get to the point of ejaculation. Quickly pull out and strike a match to light her pubes on fire. Ejaculate on the pubes and extinguish the flame!

The fire extinguisher rewetted me from the fire!

fire extinguisher by Firefighter2000 November 30, 2006

Fire Extinguisher 

When a male touches the burning end of a lit match to the tip of his penis as he begins to ejaculate, extinguishing the flame with his cemen while feeling a unique pleasure.

The writer of the entry for "Fire Extinguisher" strongly recomends that readers do not attempt to perform a Fire Extinguisher.

Fire Extinguisher by YesitwasactuallyJC August 14, 2006

Fire Extinguisher 

When a male and female are engaging in unprotected sex. The female is a red head with a fire crotch. The male pulls out close to the climax and ejaculates all over the womens firery red pubes. Thus, extinguishing the overwhelming fire.

Women- UHHHHH dont forget to pull out!

Man- Ya, ya i know.

BOOOOM EJACULATION OCCURS!

Man- yeeee my fire extinguisher sure took care of that nasty forrest fire.

Fire Extinguisher by GiggleGoat February 4, 2010

fire extinguisher 

when a girl get through having sex in the bootie and she farts on a fire to put it out.

god, my girlfriend gives a mean fire extinguisher.

fire extinguisher by Mr. gull May 3, 2004

Fire Extinguisher 

A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.

Shoot the fire extinguisher, HURRY! ITS GETTING HOTTER! I'M ON FIRE!!

Fire Extinguisher by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017

Fire Extinguisher 

When you and your mate are tag teaming a ginger haired woman. And you finish him off on her.

I extinguished her fire crotch with his hose.

I was the fire extinguisher and my mate provided the hose.

Fire Extinguisher by RuNNerxJ August 13, 2022