Fingos

A weird breakfast cereal from 1993, advertised as the first cereal you eat with your fingers, like potato chips. Sales figures were absolutely abysmal, especially in Hungary, as "fing" translates to "fart".

Fingos: the cereal made to eat with your fingers!

Fingos by Goyangi April 9, 2026

fingo 

Getting the "how do you do" with a finger

"We did the fingo before moving on to other things"
"Man that exam really gave me the fingo"

fingo by 1423dsa January 30, 2020

fingoth 

Being a "Financial Goth," is when you are too rich for self harm but need to express yourself destructively. So to show your pain, you invest unwisely just to watch your money bleed out in either the stock exchange, or in Chinese crypto currency.

"The only feeling I can get now a days, is knowing that my crypto is funding faceless buisness men's holidays. I'm truly a Fingoth"

fingoth by Daddies Crumbies August 21, 2020

finosaur 

Some one who is attractive, one who has sexual appeal.Often used in the cheesy pick up line: If you were a dinosaur you would be a finosaur.

Look over there, it's a total finosaur!

finosaur by Asea October 24, 2005

five fingas 

v. The act of stealing; In reference to the the common saying, "Five finger discount"

Yo son, I just seen five fingas on a nigga.

five fingas by SoClean November 30, 2005

Fingolfin 

Fingolfin was high king of the Noldor in JRR Tolkien's Legendarium. He was without a doubt the single most badass elf who ever lived. If you think that Fëanor was better than him, you are wrong and need to reevaluate your ability to judge the badassery of fantasy elves. You don't need to worship God anymore, because Fingolfin is better and would probably win in a fight. Unlike God, who is a goody two shoes, Fingolfin smoked mountains of weed and drank absent like it was warm milk*. He spent his spare time rescuing puppies from ravenous wolves and fighting dragons with a fork whilst completely naked*. Any female of sound mind would instantly drop her knickers for this beast of an elf. He could give a woman 24 orgasms in the space of 7 seconds*. (Why his wife Anairë left him is unknown, although I personally think it was because she was lesbian and was fucking Eärwen). He died fighting the most powerful being in the entirety of Middle Earth, Morgoth, although he probably would have won if not for this prophecy thing that is too complex to explain here. He still gave the dude a permanent limp and seven wounds though, and his body was carried away by a giant eagle. Now that shit is hardcore.
The majority of major badasses in Middle Earth are descended from Fingolfin. This includes Eärendil, Elrond, Aragorn, Fingon, and Turgon.
*Unconfirmed.

'Fingolfin was better than Fëanor in every way possible' is not an opinion, it is a proven scientific fact.

Fingolfin by Nickwillable May 19, 2018

Two Fingas 

A term used by one when he/she is leaving or when others are leaving him/her. The two fingers are then thrown up resembling a peace sign.

Brock - "Ok bone-didleys, I'm gettin on up otta here, TWO FINGAS!"
Jake & Matt - "Two Fingas!!"

Two Fingas by J-Money $ December 19, 2005