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5 Finger Intervention

An intervention in the schrute family. It consists of ( in this order) :
Awareness
Education
Control
Acceptance
Punching
Person 1 is an alcoholic. They become aware of what they are. Education about it. Controlling it. Accepting it and then Punching. 5 Finger Intervention
by MiniStig1 July 9, 2010
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5 finger forehead

Some people say if you have a "5 finger forehead" you are ugly.
This statement is entirely false in fact look up these BEAUTIFUL people who have large foreheads:
Kate Bosworth, Christina Ricci, Tyra Banks, Rihanna
See they are gorgeous!

Haters are just jealous of the fact they didn't get into the cool forehead club.
No matter what anyone says to you about your body just know you truly are gorgeous, let the world know how pretty you are!
Becca: Hey look at me and my gorgeous 5 finger forehead!
Hater: Your ugly
Becca: Im gorgeous your just jealous because you got hit with the stupid stick.
by SydiWadd October 29, 2014
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5 finger discount

To steal something. When you steal, you grab the item with your hand - five fingers.
I got this hat at a 5 finger discount at the store!
by Shauna Buchheit April 3, 2006
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5 finger dismount

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.
-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"
by 34xx34 December 15, 2013
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5 finger hug

frank just gave me a 5 finger hug
by roodfruit March 14, 2010
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5 Finger Special

This is when you rip both of someone's arms off and put one in your ass, and another in someone else's ass, and give each other a high five.
Mick: Yo Ricky, let's 5 finger special Trott!
Ricky: Sounds good bra! Babies, babies!
They grab him by the arms and rip them off; Mick puts an arm in his ass, and Ricky puts an arm in his ass
Mick: High five bra!
Ricky: Sweet man! He just got pwned!
by bwnagemonster May 12, 2008
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5 finger shuffle

when a guy is masturbating its usally called the 5 finger shuffle!
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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