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5 finger forehead 

Some people say if you have a "5 finger forehead" you are ugly.
This statement is entirely false in fact look up these BEAUTIFUL people who have large foreheads:
Kate Bosworth, Christina Ricci, Tyra Banks, Rihanna
See they are gorgeous!

Haters are just jealous of the fact they didn't get into the cool forehead club.
No matter what anyone says to you about your body just know you truly are gorgeous, let the world know how pretty you are!
Becca: Hey look at me and my gorgeous 5 finger forehead!
Hater: Your ugly
Becca: Im gorgeous your just jealous because you got hit with the stupid stick.
5 finger forehead by SydiWadd October 29, 2014

5 finger discount

To steal something. When you steal, you grab the item with your hand - five fingers.
I got this hat at a 5 finger discount at the store!

5 finger dismount 

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.
-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"
5 finger dismount by 34xx34 December 15, 2013

5 finger hug 

a hand job
frank just gave me a 5 finger hug
5 finger hug by roodfruit March 14, 2010

5 Finger Special 

This is when you rip both of someone's arms off and put one in your ass, and another in someone else's ass, and give each other a high five.
Mick: Yo Ricky, let's 5 finger special Trott!
Ricky: Sounds good bra! Babies, babies!
They grab him by the arms and rip them off; Mick puts an arm in his ass, and Ricky puts an arm in his ass
Mick: High five bra!
Ricky: Sweet man! He just got pwned!

5 finger shuffle 

when a guy is masturbating its usally called the 5 finger shuffle!
5 finger shuffle by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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