Finger Phobia

A fear of breaking or cracking your fingers.

Chris told his friends he had finger phobia. Alas, they proceeded to break all his fingers. Children are cruel.

Finger Phobia by vincentvanheisenberg May 11, 2016

Finger Phobia

Having a fear of people's fingers whether they are:
1.) Deformed.
2.) Unusually positioned while doing something.
3.) Smelly.
4.) Or just funny looking in general.

A-"Look, look at her fingers when she does that!"
G-"Oh geez, she looks like she has fingers like a crab!"
A-"Uh oh. You and I have finger phobia!"
G-"I guess we do :/"
A-"True Life: I have finger phobia."

Finger Phobia by Two anonymous people. December 9, 2008

Fingerphobia 

The fear of men with long fat/skinny fingers.

I was sitting next to my boyfriend when my eyes subconsciously wondered to his hands, his fingers made me have flashbacks of why I have fingerphobia.

Fingerphobia by rea`♡ June 25, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004