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Finger Bangers 

The name for the two short fingernails on a lesbian's hand with long acrylics, usually short on the index and middle finger. This is to allow the lesbian to use the two fingers for fingering whilst still maintaining long finger nails on other fingers.
Lesbian 1: I got a set of acrylics but I had to keep these nails short.
Lesbian 2: Oh yeah! The finger bangers!
Finger Bangers by JimbleBob April 20, 2021
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finger-banger 

A male/female, whos only quality is a nice orgasim through the finger.

faux finger banger 

The Negative kind:
1) a guy who has really nice hands and looks like he should be amazing at fingering but he isn't because he:
a) doesn't go deep enough
b) doesn't go hard enough
c) just doesn't understand how it should be done
The Positive kind:
2) a guy who, from the look of his hands, that are generally small or with small fingers, shouldn't be good at fingering but he is because:
a) he plays guitar
b) he understands that just in-and-out isn't fingering
c) he has nice arms
1. Mindy: "I wish all guys with long fingers were good at fingering."
Lauren: "Yeah, its depressing that some many of them are just faux finger bangers."
2. "Paige, have you met that new guy? He is such a faux finger banger, I mean, his hands are like mine, but damnnnnn."

finger banger 

While attempting to fist a sexy coworker you inadvertently
slam your finger against something extremely rigid and firm.
IE: Kate is the biggest finger banger in the office;
She accidently finger banged Ryan while attempting a reach around. see reach around

fanger banger 

1: -Verb
The act of finger fucking a female until she reaches orgasm or the act of her fingering her own vagina until she reaches orgasm

2: -Noun
A female way below your standards, that you would not have sex with but you wouldn't mind finger fucking her and getting a blowjob
1: Nancy pulled her panties to the side and wanted me to fanger banger till she came, I did but I told her she could fanger banger self.

2: Nancy is such an ugly, nasty hoe that I wouldn't stick my dick in her, she's such a fanger banger, even after 16 beers.
fanger banger by Chiggity Chza February 7, 2008

fingerbanger

a. a woman who digitally masturbates with intensity
b. a term of insult, especially to a man
Elise doesn't use vibrators as she's quite the accomplished fingerbanger.

Hey, you fuckin' little fingerbanger! Get your Geo Metro out of my driveway!
fingerbanger by Melonmuncher March 5, 2006

Fingerbanger

When you finger a woman and her orgasm blows your fingers off.
Doctor what happened to that man's fingers?
He's a fingerbanger, nurse.
Fingerbanger by a very spooky boi October 12, 2017