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Fines meeting 

A drinking ceremony after a sports game where players and those invited get fined for there play. The meeting is run by the fines master, who calls up the attendees one at a time for comment on their game and opens the floor to comment. Thereafter they must drink what ever concoction has been made. Nonalcoholics must have either a can of coke under high pressure (been knocked around) or whatever nonalcoholic concoction has been made (all ingredients welcome). There are formalities for drinking if you've lost (with left hand), if you've won (right hand) or drawn (both hands). The Formalities for addressing the fines master are "to the fines master through the chair with the utmost respect of course of course..." and the anti-fines master (who replaces the fines master to fine him and anyone else he wants ""to the anti-fines master through the chair with the utmost disrespect of course of course..." Anyone who speaks out of turn or breaks the rules must be fined Also toilet breaks must be called a "harry broosky".
A Fines meeting takes place in the change rooms or in the home club house.
Fines master: John, up standing.
Player, John, gets up and stands in front next to fines master
Fines master: I think you had a good game, you collect the ball and distributed it well, overall not too bad.
Another Player: To the fines master with the utmost respect of course of course, I would like to point out that John missed an easy tackle and he was not in his possition when we were trying to score at the end! And that is shocking even for John.. I think he deserves a double fine!
Fines master: Thats in good order, he shall drink twice.
Fines master hands John his drink.
Fines meeting by Surfer57 September 1, 2009
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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