fart fig neuton

n. the great relief you feel after eating an imported German fruit filled cookie.
From the german - fahren - drive hard; drive fast

"Man, I was all clogged up - but after those German cookies I really have fart fig neuton."

by Geechy January 29, 2009

Fig fart

To eat a fig and fart

I’m currently fig farting right now

by HeH2028 September 27, 2022