Field Fairy 

A soccer player...

He doesnt play Football? What does he play? SOCCER?!? WHAT A FIELD FAIRY

Field Fairy by Raja June 1, 2003

field fairy 

an untrue term that a lot of people in minnesota call people who play soccer because they think it is a wimpy sport.

Me: i just ran 4 miles in soccer practice today...im tired
idiot:meh, field fairy

field fairy by Jared Jerzak June 29, 2007

field fairy 

a women like man who plays soccer

Robert Wickham is a field fairy

field fairy by field fairy April 11, 2014

Field fairy 

One that plays soccer while flying a flag of queer colors and wearing a unicorn costume.

I saw my classmate being a field fairy at practice today.

Field fairy by Jackmehoffright August 8, 2018

Field Fairy 

Football players, soccer players. Any group of men that engages with each other on the field.

Guy 1: Did you see Bret Farve bend his finger?
Guy 2: Yeah, and then he started to cry.
Guy 1: What a field Fairy

Field Fairy by lawl12221 February 8, 2010

Fair Field 

Where Jackie and Cindy live. They have no lives and go to white castle everyday. They are fat. Don't be friends with either of them. You will be made fun of and have no life and gain 30 pounds. Plus loose some of your friends. That is all.

Dumb Fuck 1: Hey want to hang out with Cindy or Jackie today in Fair Field?
Dumb Fuck 2: Well it depends do u wanna have no life loose all of your friends and gain 30 pounds?
Dumb Fuck 1: No.
Dumb Fuck 2: Then there is you answer

Fair Field by Jim Dwane July 7, 2011

fair's field party

An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!

Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!

fair's field party by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019