Fidget Kid

He’s a cringed kid that can spin fidget spinners at high speed to decapitate anyone who says he’s cringy. But I say he’s cringey, so I’m gonna die now.

Kid 1: That Fidget Kid looks really cringy...

*the kid dies by fidget spinners*

Fidget Kid by NineTails May 2, 2018

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fidget kids

these kids that take sensory tools used for people with sensory issues and use them as toys to trade and play with, they then left a bad reputation on anyone who uses fidgets for sensory issues, mostly 7 year olds

fidget kid: Is that a fidget
Person who needs fidgets: Yeah, why?
Fidget kid: Can we trade? I have this ultra rare mega pop tube
Person who needs fidgets: no
Fidget kid: Why not, I'm over!!
Person who needs fidgets: Because it's mine
Fidget kid: Can I atleast play with it?
Person who needs fidgets: No, I need it!
Other person: Omg are you playing with a fidget?
Person who needs fidgets: Can you leave me alone about it?
Other person: That's so cringe! You must be one of those fidget kids

fidget kids by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

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Fidget kids

Fidget kids used to be a very common species now they can be rare and some are crusty 5 yr olds!

Some one:Hey look it’s a fidget kid!
Me: oh.
( fidget kids are kids that collect pops it’s and other toys!)

Fidget kids by Person2.0_ December 31, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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