Fertile Fart

The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.

Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!

Fertile Fart by Pokebussy1224 October 31, 2025

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