Ferpies 

Ferpies is a form of face herpies that you can contract from females and females only.

I was with that bitch chaayA and she gave me ferpies man.

Ferpies by Homie 1234 May 7, 2018

ferpes 

Also known as "fairy herpes" or the "glitter disease". This is when you get doused in glitter, and since glitter spreads, and fast, it spreads like herpes, starting with someone you hug, or bump into and they spread it to someone else.

"my girlfriend laid in my bed, now I have ferpes."

ferpes by koolkat1776 September 19, 2011

Condor Ferries 

A ferry service based in the English Channel, that consists of a fleet of ironically named hig speed ferries that often only run on 2 engines or less. often this is the case to save on fuel. consequentially, it is a rareity that any of it's fleet are on time.

BOY : Where's Charlie?

GIRL : oh he's doing a condor ferries..

BOY : so he's hopping on one leg and will be on average 4 hours late.

Condor Ferries by Alias opposer June 15, 2011

Ben ferries 

a very sussy baka naughty little toy 😡😡

Ben ferries is micah’s sussy little chungposter
🙀😈😋
Ben : daddy not again!
Micah : *😈*

Ben ferries by Issuewire Outlet August 10, 2021

bc ferries 

The ferry service you have to use if you want to get on or off an island on the BC coast, unless you're rich and can afford to take a plane or a helicopter. It always seems to be delayed or too full and is way overpriced. Your only food option is the White Spot restaurant that's onboard and will cost you about 20 bucks for a burger and some fries. While you are onboard you will experience non stop car alarms, screaming children, an overcrowded cafeteria, and announcements self promoting their gift shop. Occasionally there's a bit of excitement, like a bomb threat or someone driving their car into the water, just to spice things up a little.

Person 1: I had to take the ferry from Vancouver to Nanaimo.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, BC Ferries is the worst and makes everyone want to die.

bc ferries by ihateeggplant July 13, 2017

Ferpes 

The disease one gets from wearing bowling shoes without socks.

Jamie developed a bad case of ferpes Saturday night when she threw caution to the wind. She carelessly neglected the needed barrier between her feet and the biological bedlam that was her size fives

Ferpes by Wmfields2787 January 18, 2013

ferpes 

Herpes, on your face.

I would totally make out with a really hot girl at the supermarket, unless she had ferpes.

ferpes by BongMan7 June 11, 2006