A Femail man is a female that delivers your mail. Much like the Mail Man that is male, but a lady or woman delivering mail is plainly put a Femail Man.
Guy one : You seen that hot new mail lady?
Guy two: you mean that new Femail Man??? Yeah she's hot
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).