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Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

fell asleep early 

what your girl tells you she did while she was getting dicked down
me:my girl said she fell asleep early last night
friend:you know that means she got fucked right?

I fell asleep 

Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.
I'll hit you up later and we'll do that...
Later: *nothing

The next day: "I fell asleep"
I fell asleep by P.Shiesty November 15, 2021

my foot fell asleep 

It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”
Ex:
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!

*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026