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feed the pony 

The act of rubbing the vaginal area with a slightly cupped hand, the same hand position as used to feed a horse a sugar cube for instance.
OMIGOD! i was just in the bakery and Billy Miggins and Julie Mc Scrooly were. . . well let's just say he was feeding the pony. And the pony was chewing. it was fucking biting back. Arrrrrgh man that's one fucking dangerous pony.
feed the pony by Ricey December 18, 2002
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feed the pony 

A technique used when someone passes out out from excessive alcohol consumption and requires reviving.

Feeding the pony, involves placing your cocaine laced hand under the subjects mouth, while he licks it in his slumbered state.
Hey Swiss Chris! Martins passed out again, time to feed the pony...
feed the pony by uliusB July 19, 2007

Feed the Pony 

An act of bagging a hot girl on a night out, only then sober up whilst with her and reject her to her face.
This is achieved by mocking her to her face, feigning to give her some sugar cubes and asking to "feed the pony".
James: "This girl I've been snogging looks like a fucking 'orse"
James: "Heer y'are girl, feed the pony"
Feed the Pony by Alee-star August 30, 2012

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026