Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.
Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!
by dakota cougarette November 28, 2006
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a shitty company that always fucks something up, several times they have sent my packages to a different location or have claimed to have the incorrect address and cant find my building. When i called them to correct the mistake they say they handled it and every things fine, but the next day the problem is still their.

their workers truly do not give a shit, they couldn't care less if you receive your delivery or not, and they are slow to correct any issues.

I also heard that they sometimes steal your fucking packages!!! wtf

do not do business with FedEx, UPS is so much better with better service
friend1: my delivery was supposed to be here 2 days ago wtf

friend2: wait a minute... is it coming by FedEx???

friend1:yeah, why you ask?

friend2: FedEx dont give a FUCK about people who use

their service, they probably "lost" your shit or sent it across the country.

friend1: THOSE FUCKERS!!!! I HATE FedEx!!!!!!
by cornell123 September 17, 2009
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FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.

Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.
1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?

2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.

3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.
by Bryan Smart November 16, 2006
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fedex next day delivery thursday, no show, friday no show, monday no show
by masskr January 11, 2010
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A bitch with World Wide Delivery meaning she fucks everyone.
Damn! That girl is FedEx...She fucks everybody.
by NLT February 18, 2008
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The new nick name for Kevin Federline, after Britney Spears dumped his ass
Hey Fed Ex, what's new?
by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006
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