friend: “i’m busy today, i can’t go to the movies.”
me: “oh okay.”
*five hours later*
me: sees friend at the movies
me: “i thought you were busy?”
friend: “....”
me:”i’m exing you.”
*friend is now exed*

Exed by aramdomperson January 21, 2018

fed exed

the term used to describe a situation when your mail order gets jacked by the truck driver

" dude did u get your new bike"
" no way man, i got fed exed"

fed exed by snake_eyes July 21, 2006

text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.

I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...

text-exed by pm1960 May 26, 2010

Get taskkill.exed

When a windows application does it's famous "Task.exe (stopped responding)" and you haven't saved the project after a few hours of hard work, what do you do now? You bring up the task manager then to have that too not responding; thanks microsoft. You can now find the old rusty sledgehammer or the better option taskkill.exe. After entering taskkill.exe /IM mspaint.exe in the start menu say "Get taskkill.exed" and presses enter.

"Ah Scheiße! Der process has stopped working! Time to Get taskkill.exed"
"Not again! Why me! Why microsoft! *sigh* Well.. There's only one way to end this.. *PistolReload2.mp3* Get taskkill.exed!!!"

Get taskkill.exed by Your Local Deer October 4, 2020

Exede

An evil satellite internet company that should be removed from the face of the earth.
They lock you into a 2 year contract with a download limit, no internet when it rains, and shitty speeds because they have overloaded the satellite.

Bob:"Hey dude me and a bunch of my buddies are gonna play call of duty tonight. You wanna join in?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I cant I have Exede for internet."
Bob: "You poor unlucky bastard!"

Exede by ramdompcgeek6788 June 28, 2015

code exedelius fortana type zero curse of the zero daybreak nexus cycle zero

the most generic of anime, voiced by Joe Zieja

My friend: What's your favorite anime?

Me: Code Exedelius Fortana Type Zero Curse of the Zero Daybreak Nexus Cycle Zero

My Friend: 0^0

code exedelius fortana type zero curse of the zero daybreak nexus cycle zero by Pretend This is Somethin Funny November 29, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026