The chronic-masturbating, 19th century French general and emperor. Was known to carry large parcels of fapkins in his personal baggage trains.

OR

A man of short stature, with legendary fapping capabilities.

"Steve is a total Fapoleon."

"Oh yeah?"

"He's short and masturbated 17 times today!"

Fapoleon by NOT Graham Lengkeek October 13, 2011

fagola

Another word for "fag" or "homosexual"

You fagolas all failed the first exam. F!

fagola by Kausillolol February 28, 2011

Faylenn

An awesome friend who is hilarious to hang around, fun to talk to, and always reliable to others. She is awesome in every way and people hope to god they can know her for the rest of their lives. Don't lie. everyday she has a smile to mix up the tension, make things happier, and in certain occasions, spices up anyone day. Shes a pretty huge dork personality, but hey. That's what to love about her.

Me:Dude what the hell don't take my animal crackers!
Guy: Its not my fault you jus- *breaks into a word fight*
Faylenn: Both of you shut your face holes before i stick a banana in them.
Me: ;) *wisper* Thanks.

Faylenn by ~KK~ October 15, 2010

fiyolo

Fuck it, you only live once.

fiyolo by goomba August 13, 2003

Faolchú

Irish-Gaelic word meaning "Wolf"

Man: "Look at that faolchú."
Woman: "What?"
Man: "Sorry, I meant wolf, I mix up my languages sometimes."

Faolchú by David L. S. Zeekyman III December 13, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026