A girl (or guy) who styles and models herself after lead singer Hayley Williams of the band Paramore.
To be a Fayley generally requires red hair (in one of Hayley's many styles and colors), yellow skinny jeans, to be incredibly thin, wear lots of New Found Glory shirts and septum piercings. This is a huge stereotype so even having one of these will result in you being named a Fayley.
Fayley's are generally hated for their looks, but overall, aren't always bad people.
A website known for aiding Fayleys is HayleyFashion.
This website will search and find any place you can get specific items worn by Hayley Williams. It is a very informative website, and is easily one of the better sources for all things Hayley (style-wise).
"OMG She's wearing yellow skinnies. What a FAYLEY!"
A 'Fayley' is someone who tries way to hard to look like the amazing Hayley Williams of Paramore.
Her style is her own and you will not be considered a fayley if you are inspired by her and perhaps have small elements of it in you're everyday style, however you will be considered a fayley if you dye your hair bright red and then try as hard as possible to dress, act or speak like her.
*girl walks past with bright red or orange hair and is wearing a band tee and patterned or coloured skinny jeans*
Person 1: "Whoa what a fayley"
Person 2: "I know what a sad life she leads, I mean Hayley is amazing but these fayleys just ruin her unique style."
Person 1: "I'm thinking of dying my hair red, but a subtle red so I don't look too much like a fayley, even though she is my inspiration."
Person 2: " I totally agree. Be careful if you're dying hair red because if you look like a fayley I don't think I can be your friend anymore."
Person 1: ":o"
Is the act of falling straight into a table, usually a coffee table, completely destroying it. As seen in many Chris Farley sketches and movies such as the SNL Matt Foley skit and Tommy Boy.
Chuck was so trashed last night he Chris Farleyed right through the coffee table, and my mom is pissed.
One of the funniest comedians of the 90's. Starred in many hilarious movies such as Tommy Boy, Almost Hero's, Black Sheep, Beverly Hills Ninja and more. Due to depression because of being overweight Chris Farley dove into a downward cycle that unfortunately ended his life on December 18th 1997. Cause of death was overdose.
God bless Chris Farley and rest in peace. May he bring hilarity to Heaven.
An awesome friend who is hilarious to hang around, fun to talk to, and always reliable to others. She is awesome in every way and peoplehope to god they can know her for the rest of their lives. Don't lie. everyday she has a smile to mix up the tension, make things happier, and in certain occasions, spices up anyone day. Shes a pretty huge dork personality, but hey. That's what to love about her.
Me:Dude what the hell don't take my animal crackers!
Guy: Its not my fault you jus- *breaks into a word fight*
Faylenn: Both of you shut your face holes before i stick a banana in them.
Me: ;) *wisper* Thanks.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*