Fatuum Sonat Lorem 

From the Latin Fatum which means weird.
Fatuum Sonat Lorem is the feeling of exasperation when you patiently listen to a customers needs, present them with what they need, and they ignore everything you've just said, and buy something else. Then blame you for selling them the wrong thing.

Salesperson: based on what you have told me, I would reccomend you purchase this waterproof jacket.
Customer : Well I don't give a fuck what you think, I am getting the water RESISTANT jacket. Cause resisting rain is what I want it to do yeah. You are so stupid.

a few days later

Customer : You asshole, I went for a hike in this jacket I bought here, and now I am soaked. I want a refund, and I want an appology in writing.
Salesperson : *eyebrow starts to twitch* Ahh yes.... Fatuum Sonat Lorem

Fatuum Sonat Lorem by Rusk Wolfe February 28, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008