1.) One who indulges one self with a grossly amount of desserts
2.) a person who says "derricious" often
3.) lard
4.) a person who smiles and jumps up and down when they see or think of food.
5.) a person who points to another person calling them a Fatty McButterpants
Meng: cookies and ice cream?
Mike: Fatty McButterpants
Sam: Ooo! Ooo! I want some!
Brian: anyone want some lard?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'