Fat ben 

Fat ben is a sorry attempt for becoming an internet meme
known to be constantly spread around funnyjunk.com

fat ben made poop
fat ben died
fat ben (basically anything)

Fat ben by fuck you fat ben :) July 19, 2009

Fat Ben 

Fat Ben is the extremely fat guy in the movie Fat Ben (1987). He lives a life of rejection and dies a virgin, however when he is reborn as an unfat person he turns out to be homosexual and lives another life of rejection but not so much virginity.

Fat Ben spent all his money on a Burger.

Fat Ben by guerilla_gorilla May 22, 2009

Ben V (fat retard) 

a stupid rip off of a mexican with a 2 inch penis.

look its ben v (fat retard) the one pump chump

Ben V (fat retard) by Chaserawrxd69 March 4, 2019

Fat Benny 

A huge, fat, nervous bastard. Typically afraid of his own shadow, and has to be 2 hours early to everything due to his paranoia of being late. Also typically rips ass 200 times a day at least.

Hey, that fat kid just ripped ass.

Yeah dude, that's Fat Benny, he's good for that.

Fat Benny by Mark Schaffer Bitch! August 7, 2009

Fat Benatar

An extra large woman who dresses like Pat Benatar

Hey, Did you see that rad headband Fat Benatar was wearing

Fat Benatar by sid4578 February 23, 2008

Fat enough to bend light 

If someone is morbidly rotund, obese, or even a little overweight they can be described as being 'fat enough to bend light'. This derives from the fact that massive solar bodies like the sun have enough gravitational pull to alter the path of light rays, a process known as bending. Hence if you suggest someone is fat enough to bend light you are implying they have a weight equivalent to a large star, i.e. many millions of tonnes, and hence must be mocked as such.

"Golly gosh, that poor girl is fat enough to bend light!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Michelles husband is fat enough to bend light. Let's go give him a cake!"

Fat enough to bend light by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

Bench Fat 

When chefs get a bit lonely they stand VERY close to the bench and rub up on it and get a hard-on.

My bench fat has been discovered.

Bench Fat by ACT Chef May 24, 2010