Fashion Boarder

Someone who skateboards (happens mostly in longboarding) only for the sake of being seen on said board or just so they can say they skate. Happens A LOT in girls with longboards that just like to cruse and be seen on them.

Usually come equipped with a Sector nine

Look at all these fucking fashion boarders man! I bet none of them can even slide

Fashion Boarder by DistanceSkater July 13, 2011

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Burners Without Fashion Borders

A Burner who gets stuck in the netherworld of back-to-Default World-purgatory at the end of Burning Man. They return to regular society half-Burner, half Human. They are compelled to explain their journey to you and you will be lucky if they chose do this only by their display of dusty clothes/car/goggles.

Sister: James, it's inappropriate to wear that pink furry hat to church, you're getting playa dust on the hymnal!

James: I only answer to King FreeDustyLove. 237 days 'til The Man burns!

Sister: Sigh, at least button your leopard vest, your nipples are showing.

Man in pew behind to friend: Really? with the clip-on rainbow dreads? What's with all the Burners Without Fashion Borders!?!

Burners Without Fashion Borders by misslynniemc September 10, 2011

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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