Fartiac Arrest

dude, I can't stop farting." "yeah, you must be going into Fartiac Arrest
by ROBB726 January 11, 2011
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fartiac arrest

a condition occurring when bowel gasses build up without release shooting upward to the chest region causing pains normally associated with heart attack
After a lengthy buffet session at the Golden Corral, Harliss keeled over in the church pew. The paramedics subsequently arrived and soon calmed the distraught parishioners pronouncing a simple case of fartiac arrest.
by Fushimoro January 01, 2012
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