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Fart Tube 

A tube connecting one's anus to another's nose. Variation on 'Fart Mask'.
If I stick a tube from another man's anus to my nose, does it make me gay?

Somethin's brewin'. Fancy a Fart Tube?
Fart Tube by Farttubemmkay December 8, 2009

fart tube 

A type of exhaust system that ricers install on their cars. The muffler creates a low rumble which is intended to imitate the sound of a powerful engine, but the sound more resembles a fart.
Look at that sorry excuse for a car with the fart tube!
fart tube by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004

Fart tube 

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
Fart tube by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023

tube fart 

happens, often unexpectedly, while squeezing out toothpaste
That tube fart has a minty smell.
tube fart by Wacky Words November 21, 2020
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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