fart tube

Also known as a "fart can", this makes a car sound like a piece of crap and adds nothing to the area of performance.

Check out my civic with flame decals, and my exhaust sounds badass because of my fart tube.

by J-Browns March 8, 2006

fart tube

A type of exhaust system that ricers install on their cars. The muffler creates a low rumble which is intended to imitate the sound of a powerful engine, but the sound more resembles a fart.

Look at that sorry excuse for a car with the fart tube!

by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004

Fart Tube

A tube connecting one's anus to another's nose. Variation on 'Fart Mask'.

If I stick a tube from another man's anus to my nose, does it make me gay?

Somethin's brewin'. Fancy a Fart Tube?

by Farttubemmkay December 8, 2009

tube fart

happens, often unexpectedly, while squeezing out toothpaste

That tube fart has a minty smell.

by Wacky Words November 21, 2020

Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.

man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube

by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023