Fart Queen 

A woman that is obsessed with fart. Whether it is her own or someone else's. She likes to talk about them, smell them, etc...She also farts regularly.

Sonya is such a fart queen! I saw her giving herself a dutch oven last night at the slumber party.

Fart Queen by Twatts! March 4, 2011

Queen fart suited 

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

Queen fart suited by Djense April 27, 2010

Queen fart suited 

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

Queen fart suited by Djense April 27, 2010

Fart-queef

When a lady is sitting with her legs crossed and she farts, the fart continues up the lips and exits by the bean. It shall make a 'queef noise'.

Katie was eating kale chips on the couch and let a fart-queef out.

Fart-queef by Kalechipsandfarts January 7, 2021

Queef fart asshole

When your girl queefs in ur mouth while eating her out then you piss in her and her asshole farts.

Yo that queef fart asshole was good last night, wasn't it Rachel?

Queef fart asshole by Attack helicopter/ him/ her December 22, 2020