Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.
son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?
mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.
son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!
mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!
mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.
son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!
mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!
by mekazoid April 3, 2011
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