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Fart kiss 

The act of farting in someone's mouth then blowing it back in their face
I fart kissed this girl last night I was so drunk.
Fart kiss by Keith Brenner May 7, 2011

Fart Kiss 

When kissing someone one person puts their tongue into the other's mouth, making sure there are no gaps between eachother's lips, and blows into their mouth whilst using your tongue (as if blowing a raspberry) to make a farting noise.
*wants to surprise gf/bf*

*gives fart kiss*

*both laugh in hysterics at ridiculous noise coming from mouths*
Fart Kiss by SG94 October 3, 2012

Kiss fart 

The noise that is made while kissing another person's lips resulting in a fart like sound. Happens right as you're pulling your lips apart from one another.
On our first date we were so into each other that when we were passionately kissing, everytime we pulled our lips apart we kept kiss farting! It was soo uhhhmaaaazing!
Kiss fart by geemuney December 26, 2013

kiss fart 

You know what, you're a real kiss fart.
kiss fart by Shay22 September 21, 2008

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss 

a humorous way of denying that you farted
Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

kissy fart 

When a person creates a seal with their lips and pushes air onto another persons body part. The forced air breaks the seal and the vibrating lips cause a fart like noise to be produced.

Warning: kissy farts may cause laughter if those affected are ticklish.
I woke up laughing this morning to my girlfriend under the covers giving me a kissy fart on my kidney." "Wow, that sounds like a passionate dutch oven to me, you two are special, my kids laugh,cry and nearly pee themselves when i lay huge kissy farts on their tummies.""I feel bad for being mean to you that night. Thinking about it makes me wanna jump on you and give you kissy farts."
kissy fart by menaphilbrax March 10, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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