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fart fig neuton

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n. the great relief you feel after eating an imported German fruit filled cookie.
From the german - fahren - drive hard; drive fast
"Man, I was all clogged up - but after those German cookies I really have fart fig neuton."
fart fig neuton by Geechy January 28, 2009
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Fartfignewton 

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Noun: Fartfignewton (fart-fig-newton)

1. The state of being a fart genius

what a fartfignewton!
Fartfignewton by Artt Vandalay November 19, 2007
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fartfignewton 

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When a person sucks a fart out of the asshole of a person. It must be done with finesse and expertise. Must be done with warmup excercizes
When KSweede sucks a fart out of tophers ass, completing the fartfignewton.
fartfignewton by Johnny transitt September 20, 2006
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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🤡🫵🏻

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
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