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fart fig neuton

n. the great relief you feel after eating an imported German fruit filled cookie.
From the german - fahren - drive hard; drive fast
"Man, I was all clogged up - but after those German cookies I really have fart fig neuton."
fart fig neuton by Geechy January 28, 2009

Fartfignewton 

Noun: Fartfignewton (fart-fig-newton)

1. The state of being a fart genius
what a fartfignewton!
Fartfignewton by Artt Vandalay November 19, 2007

fartfignewton 

When a person sucks a fart out of the asshole of a person. It must be done with finesse and expertise. Must be done with warmup excercizes
When KSweede sucks a fart out of tophers ass, completing the fartfignewton.
fartfignewton by Johnny transitt September 20, 2006